as a result of a freakish twist in the space-time continuum, there are no bands at jj's bohemia tuesday, august 30th. you can directly benefit by drinking guinness, woodchuck, hoptoberfuch, fat tire and shock top for a mere $2 a pint without paying any semblance of an admission fee. blue moon, red stripe, sierra nevada and still yet even more microbrews and imports are only two bucks. if that doesn't do it for you, consider pbr, high life, yuengling, honey brown, natural light and more for a mere ten dimes.

but wait! there's more!