Moustache Friday ....
The first portrait of a man sporting a moustache dates back to 300 BC. Women of that time became so aroused at the site of the painting that they would immediately start foaming at the mouth and were thought to be rabid. Men who knew the truth of this uncontrollable condition grew moustaches of their own and proceeded to spread their seed across the great land. Fending off moustache crazed women on a daily basis can be a trying task, but once a year, on the fourth Friday in March, a celebratory day is set aside in remembrance of the cosmetic decision that helped populate the world. This day is known as Moustache Friday.